True Multiplayer Meta Breakdowns

You just died. Again. To the same boss. In the same spot. With the same stupid mistake. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

You just lost again. That one mistake. The timing slip. The enemy you didn’t see coming. You were so close. I’ve been there. Hundreds of times.

You just found the Undergarcade. Your pulse is up. Your curiosity is wide open. And then (wait.) What do you actually do now? It’s overwhelming.

Socks. Underwear. That weird drawer you avoid until laundry day. I hate shopping for them. You do too. It’s boring. It’s repetitive.